Synthetic Urine is a Guaranteed way to Pass a Drug Test
So you are considering synthetic urine as means to pass and upcoming drug test in hopes that it will ensure that dooby you smoked last week has no chance of showing up at all. Well before you go off and buy some garbage synthetic urine that doesn’t test as human piss, read our reviews on the best synthetic urine choices to ensure you pass that important test the first time.
Today we will begin our synthetic urine reviews with a top brand that has been rumored to be a sure fire way to pass a drug test. The manufacturer believes so strongly in their brand of synthetic urine that they back it with a 200% money back guarantee. A company must really be confident their product works or be prepared to go out of business with a guarantee this boastful.
We decided to put clear choice synthetic urine to the test and order some and fill out some applications just to get a free lab drug test. Well, I needed a job too so…. What better time than now to test out some synthetic urine. I’m a frequent smoker, so we all know I’m not passing on my own.
So a user recommended the clear choice synthetic urine line up. We visited a recommended site from our user and saw a few different options for synthetic urine. The site offered:
- Heat Pads to keep your urine at required temperature
- Incognito Belt – Synthetic Urine, Belt to disguise it, and included heating pad
- Stash Belt
The prices were not something just any broke stoner could afford, but when you need to pass a piss test, whats a hundred bucks? $100 is what is standing between for sure passing or taking a chance on a detox drink and worrying to death until you receive the results. We decided what the hell, we will give it a shot, they offer an affiliate program, so if the stuff works, we will tell our readers about it and if they choose to give it a shot too, maybe we can make some of our money back.
So we decided we were going to test the complete package and ordered the Incognito Belt. We found out Clear Choice and has been their number one seller since 2008. Below is the manufacturers product description.
It’s a “gravity-operated” device that delivers a 100% effective and undetectable synthetic urine sample that is toxin-free. It comes with a supplied heat pad to ensure that the sample matches that of the body’s natural temperature.
The urine sample passes through a rubber tube that is part of a lightweight apparatus, which wraps around your waist and is worn under your clothing. It’s completely assembled and simple to use. It delivers the sample by releasing a clip that retains the urine in the bladder bag.
Our secret urine formula is made from 11 different chemical compounds including uric acid and urea that mimic real human urine and is balanced for pH, specific gravity and creatinine just to mention a few.
Clear Choice prides itself for having the best synthetic urine formula on the market. Backed by the first in the industry 200% double-your-money-back guarantee!
- 1 Bladder Bag with 3 ounces (100 ml) of Pre-mixed clean toxin-free Synthetic Urine (good for up to two uses)
- Velcro Adjustable belt (up to 48″ waist)
- 2 Heat Pads
- 1 Temperature Strip
- Complete instructions
- Our secret formula contains: Uric acid and urea and just like the real deal it is balanced for pH, specific gravity and creatinine.
- 100% EFFECTIVE
- Works for All Tests
- Totally Undetectable
- Up to 1 year shelf life from date of manufacture
- Unisex for Male or Female Use
- 200% DOUBLE Your Money Back Guarantee
We personally used this product and sure enough we passed a lab drug test and had no questions asked. I am personally in love with the incognito belt. Fits snug against your waist, with no weird feeling of “oh shit I hope this doesn’t spill, like you get from using a condom or other home remedy to try and sneak in urine.”
So this item is guaranteed to work if used properly. The only thing we could foresee going wrong is you not using the hand warmers and the urine temperature being within the required range. If you would like to know the required urine temperature for a drug screen, we discussed this in our article on How to Pass a Drug Test.
Directions for Clear Choice Incognito Belt – Synthetic Urine to pass a drug test
Open up the heat pad and remove the adhesive backing.
Give the heat pad a couple of good shakes to activate it. Stick the heat pad to the bladder bag, between the belt and urine pouch.
Wrap the Incognito Belt™ around your waist (under ALL your clothing) with the temperature strip touching your skin, and the drain tube pointing to the floor.
Whenever possible, wear the kit for one hour prior to your test. The temperature strip MUST read 98°F-102°F before submitting the sample.(This allows for the couple of degrees cooling prior to handing over the sample.)
Close the white clips and cut the end of the tube off.
Go for your test! Make sure the temperature is within the specified range. Unfasten the white clips and drain the contents into the cup.
Fill specimen cup to the desired level, close the white clips and submit your toxin free sample.